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An open letter to open letters: Stop

An open letter to open letters: Stop

April 29, 2015
Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

April 8, 2015
BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

April 1, 2015
RESULTS: Tournament of Things Elite Eight

RESULTS: Tournament of Things Elite Eight

March 29, 2015
RESULTS: Tournament of Things Sweet 16

RESULTS: Tournament of Things Sweet 16

March 26, 2015
RESULTS: Second round of Tournament of Things

RESULTS: Second round of Tournament of Things

March 24, 2015
RESULTS: First round of Tournament of Things

RESULTS: First round of Tournament of Things

March 20, 2015
Photo by Rebecca Rebholz / rebecca.rebholz@marquette.edu

Joan of Arc Chapel wins Turnip’s first annual Tournament of Things

March 17, 2015
MUSG presidential candidate Pete Green ran his last campaign with the slogan,

Pete Green releases Powerpoint plan for MU

March 16, 2015
MUSG subpoenas Pete Green's private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom

MUSG subpoenas Pete Green’s private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom

March 5, 2015
With Super Duper PAC, Pete Green to declare run Monday

With Super Duper PAC, Pete Green to declare run Monday

February 26, 2015
After provost announcement, MU announces new amateurvost

After provost announcement, MU announces new amateurvost

February 16, 2015
Walker, Bucks partner for bake sale to fund new arena

Walker, Bucks partner for bake sale to fund new arena

February 9, 2015
MUSG presidential candidate Pete Green ran his last campaign with the slogan,

Pete Green forms exploratory committee to explore committees to make explorations

January 27, 2015
Student who built ark in Mashuda has last laugh

Student who built ark in Mashuda has last laugh

January 13, 2015
Student not contributing to group project gets hit by anvil

Student not contributing to group project gets hit by anvil

December 3, 2014
DPS will now ensure campus safety using ancient Spartan military techniques. Illustration by Eleni Eisenhart

MU commissions DPS to be well-regulated band of mighty Spartan warriors

October 30, 2014
MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

October 9, 2014
Honor Council urges Burke to take Academic Integrity Tutorial or else she can’t run for governor

Honor Council urges Burke to take Academic Integrity Tutorial or else she can’t run for governor

October 2, 2014
Ghost of Joseph McCarthy frustrated EthicsPoint wasn’t around during his MU tenure

Ghost of Joseph McCarthy frustrated EthicsPoint wasn’t around during his MU tenure

October 2, 2014
BREAKING: Person in MU leadership remains in job

BREAKING: Person in MU leadership remains in job

July 15, 2014
University sends email reminding seniors they are graduating

University sends email reminding seniors they are graduating

April 29, 2014
MUSG reveals slush fund actually a slushie fund, a fund for slushies

MUSG reveals slush fund actually a slushie fund, a fund for slushies

April 22, 2014
Milwaukee sports journalists quit jobs over difficulty spelling Marquette coach's last name

Milwaukee sports journalists quit jobs over difficulty spelling Marquette coach’s last name

April 3, 2014
339 years later, Father Marquette still not verified on Twitter

339 years later, Father Marquette still not verified on Twitter

April 1, 2014
Doc the ferret added to basketball roster

Doc the ferret added to basketball roster

April 1, 2014
Marquette adopts (another) new leadership model

Marquette adopts (another) new leadership model

April 1, 2014
Sleepy Clone Turns Down Coaching Offer

Sleepy Clone Turns Down Coaching Offer

April 1, 2014
CNN delivers 24-hour coverage of Shaka Smart's missing plane

CNN delivers 24-hour coverage of Shaka Smart’s missing plane

April 1, 2014
Joan of Arc Chapel resigns, moves back to France

Joan of Arc Chapel resigns, moves back to France

April 1, 2014
Green concedes from MUSG presidential race, but doesn't

Green concedes from MUSG presidential race, but doesn’t

April 1, 2014
Marquette men's basketball accepts bid to play HORSE at court by O'Donnell once weather gets nicer

Marquette men’s basketball accepts bid to play HORSE at court by O’Donnell once weather gets nicer

March 17, 2014
Pete Green unveils

Pete Green unveils “14-point plan for a Greener tomorrow but not like in the environmental way”

March 9, 2014
MU announces search committee to search for committees to make searches

MU announces search committee to search for committees to make searches

March 9, 2014
Turnip endorses Pete Green, write-in candidate for MUSG president

Turnip endorses Pete Green, write-in candidate for MUSG president

March 3, 2014
Professor who actually uses gradebook wins Nobel Prize

Professor who actually uses gradebook wins Nobel Prize

February 24, 2014
Student organization raises billions in mid-afternoon bake sale

Student organization raises billions in mid-afternoon bake sale

February 13, 2014
Student just wanted to study during Raynor Rave

Student just wanted to study during Raynor Rave

December 12, 2013
Cumulative final dates back to preschool

Cumulative final dates back to preschool

December 10, 2013
Entire class of students waits anxiously for someone, anyone to add to Google Doc study guide

Entire class of students waits anxiously for someone, anyone to add to Google Doc study guide

December 9, 2013
Freshman with last spring semester sign-up time gets all the 8 a.m.s ever

Freshman with last spring semester sign-up time gets all the 8 a.m.s ever

December 5, 2013
Stress-relief puppies stressed out from being pet by stressed students

Stress-relief puppies stressed out from being pet by stressed students

December 2, 2013
McCormick dining hall makes everything pumpkin spiced because fall season says so

McCormick dining hall makes everything pumpkin spiced because fall season says so

November 25, 2013
Presidential search committee looks under desks, in closets, still can't find president

Presidential search committee looks under desks, in closets, still can’t find president

November 24, 2013
Marquette announces new construction on all the buildings, all the things

Marquette announces new construction on all the buildings, all the things

November 22, 2013
BREAKING: Student pretending to text while waiting for class to start actually has text

BREAKING: Student pretending to text while waiting for class to start actually has text

November 20, 2013
Marquette names new interim interim in the Office of the Interim

Marquette names new interim interim in the Office of the Interim

October 1, 2013
BREAKING: Liberal arts student finds job at job fair

BREAKING: Liberal arts student finds job at job fair

February 21, 2013
University demolishes McCormick when no one is looking, hopes no one notices

University demolishes McCormick when no one is looking, hopes no one notices

January 14, 2013
Comm student spending all day studying remembers he is a comm student, stops studying

Comm student spending all day studying remembers he is a comm student, stops studying

December 12, 2012
Journalism professors ask students to live-tweet REM cycles

Journalism professors ask students to live-tweet REM cycles

November 15, 2012
Mixed emotions as Milwaukee autumn begins, ends

Mixed emotions as Milwaukee autumn begins, ends

October 2, 2012
Starving dog sniffs new chicken parm, elects to lick own butt as students consider doing the same

Starving dog sniffs new chicken parm, elects to lick own butt as students consider doing the same

September 18, 2012
Milwaukee closes bridge to celebrate reopening, celebrates Bucks by relocating team

Milwaukee closes bridge to celebrate reopening, celebrates Bucks by relocating team

September 18, 2012
Student realizes Vander Blue is not a crayon

Student realizes Vander Blue is not a crayon

August 27, 2012
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