To … George W. Bush and Bill Clinton: Thanks for throwing aside politics and coming together to help Haiti.
To … Frodo and Sam: Best of luck on your voyage to Mordor. Kisses!
To … the Office of Residence Life: Thanks for opening the dorms a day early so freshmen can get a head start on drinking.
To … 2009: You were a great, crappy year.
To … Barack Obama: for changing the date of his speech so it wouldn’t interfere with the “Lost” premiere.
To … Papa Snus and friends: Thanks for a memorable weekend, at least what I can remember of it.
To … my parents: Thanks for selling my car while I studied abroad.
To … Rose: Way to not show up and make us play singles beer pong.
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