To … Dr. Davies Cordoba: for working hard and planning last Sunday’s performance with Diogene of “Carte d ‘identite.”
To … Monica Allen: We had a pretty awesome weekend. Hope we can do it again soon.
To … Kirsten Lehman: Hasta la vista, baby. My heart will go on for you.
To … Rivers Cuomo: Get better soon.
To … The Apple Store: for not charging me $400 to fix my computer the week before finals.
To … Anyone who requests a song while I DJ: I’m not your iPod.
To … The girls who wore onesies with polar bears on them: Great times on Saturday.
To … Mark and Bob: Your matching acrylic sweaters at the Lisa Lampanelli performance really turned me on.
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