To … Whoever wrote, “The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware,” outside the AMU on Thursday: You’re awesome.

To … The second floor of Raynor: Thank you for being there for me whenever I need you.

To … Playboy: Thanks for naming us the top Catholic party school in the nation.

To … Marquette Greeks: Congratulations on a successful Air Band. Here’s to a great Greek Week 2010!

To … Aaron Gray: Happy birthday bra.

To … The AMU makeout/eye gazing/petting couple who take up prime couch real estate: We get it. You like each other. Now stop it.

To … CTE 441: You throw one hell of a party.

To … The guy manning the inflatable thing in the AMU ballrooms Saturday: You’re a terrible person for making my lil sib wait in line for an hour and a half, letting her put on a Velcro jacket, then making her take it off because you wanted to get out of there early. Ten minutes and you could have made eight kids’ day. Shame on you.