Dear Miley,
Girl, what in the world is going on with you? Your transformation this past year (not only in fashion but in general demeanor) is quite terrifying. You chopped off your beautiful long hair
in order to look like a British man (I can’t take credit for this joke).
But then it got better; your new edgy hair grew on me. You looked pretty badass!
Although I began to think you were trying a little too hard (although to be fair, it was a punk-themed Met Gala that you wore this to).
However, your hair is the least of my problems; it’s your transformation from stylish with a bit of edge to plain trashy. (See: “We Can’t Stop”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrUvu1mlWco
You look like a boss in some of these shots and they look great!
But the bears…and the panties…and the “twerking” are just entirely too much.
PS. Go search for “Twerk Team” on youtube, that’s actually twerking. You cannot.
We get it. You’re a big girl now. You can make your own decisions (besides buying alcohol because you’re not actually grown yet as you haven’t even turned 21). What about those sentences automatically mean you need to thrust your lady parts in our faces?
Or on sledgehammers..or wrecking balls..(See: “Wrecking Ball”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8
I actually quite enjoy this song and I get where you’re going with the “baring everything in your attempts at love” theme,
(I LOVE these close-up shots)
but the sexual touches you add to it completely achieve the opposite effect.
Are you lacking something in your life that you feel the need to wear as little clothing as possible in order to experience love and attention? Are you simply that immature that you truly believe people will love you more just because you’re naked? I’m sure your fiancé (if he is still your fiancé) really appreciates you throwing your junk around for just everyone to see.
Now I know you’re probably thinking, “Gee Elle, you really have all the answers as a fashion blogger, don’t you?” To which I’d say, “Well, Miley, while my realm generally covers clothing and style, I believe a lack of clothing is just as much a fashion statement as a full outfit, therefore I am allowed to give my expert opinion on it”.
And don’t get me wrong, Miles, you have a bangin’ bod. You are gorgeous. I think you could probably be a really cool person, if only you quit it with the crazily sexualized look. It does not make you an adult. The fact that your dad supports is it just plain creepy.
Let’s look at Selena Gomez, for example.
Even Taylor Swift (although I don’t like her very much).
They’re basically the same age as you and are embracing their transition from teenage star to adult in a much classier and more appropriate fashion (pun intended). They look beautiful and sexy even without getting naked.
And I’m not the only one feeling this way. Here are a few links to E!
“A look can be sexy without being see-through, skin-tight or showing way more skin.”
“And to think, Dakota is two years younger than her less mature young counterpart…”
and a few BuzzFeed articles that popped up after your VMAS performance.
And let’s be real. We know you’ve already won here because you have EVERYONE talking about you. But please, Miles–and I say this with love–put some GD clothes on!
Yours truly,
Elle
(All images courtesy of Google Images)