Tonight’s blog will combine two loves of mine: fashion and babies. Specifically, celebrity babies and how their mothers (and fathers) dress them. I don’t want to be too mean in this post since these children really don’t have a say in what they wear, so I’ll talk about some of my favorite trendy tots instead.
The number one celebrity kid with whom I am beyond obsessed is little Louis Bullock. Besides the fact that he gets to hang out with Sandra Bullock all day, every day (hello jealousy), he is the CUTEST FACKING KID EVER.
Seriously, just LOOK at that FACE. And those outfits! Sandra is flawless. Louis is flawless. They are a flawless family. How do I get Sandra to adopt me, too?
Before I get too depressed imagining my fake life with the Bullocks, I’ll move on to Hank Baskett and his wonderful hair.
The physical lovechild of Hank Baskett (helloooo lover) and Kendra Wilkinson (go Geminis!), I like to consider little Hank (or Cuatro, as some like to call him) my own child, since we all know mine will be mixed and end up looking just like him. Kendra and Hank let his hair get out of control for a while (picture), which I would never do if he were my own, but now they’ve realized the errors of their ways and I’ll let them hang onto him..for now..(Legal notice: I do NOT actually plan on taking little Hank Baskett).
Another child being featured/exploited on E! Network is Mason Disick, aka my favorite Kardashian. I have never seen this little boy look anything but adorable.
Props to you, Kourtney and Scott.
And my reality show offspring section would not be complete without including one of the women I would LEAST to expect to ever have had a baby EVER…Snooki. However, apparently motherhood has done her very well, and done her offspring even better.
Looking at his little face and his little arm make any previous judgment I had of Snooki disappear, and thankful that she brought this adorable little man into this world.
Apparently models have found the secret to dressing their babies well, as I haven’t found one that has messed up yet. Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen seem to have perfected this art.
So these children, before the age of 5, possess the combined physical features of models (and some sexy actors or athletes), have lots of money, and dress extremely well. I have one of those. And I don’t have lots of money nor are my parents sexy models or athletes. Oh well.
Lastly, what would a celebrity child fashion blog be without featuring the original queen fashionista herself, Suri Cruise?
She even has her own blog (www.surisburnbook.tumblr.com) dedicating her life to exactly what I’m doing in this blog, but not as nicely. (Sidenote: not actually her blog)
Stay stylish, sweethearts.
Pictures courtesy of perezhilton.com and Google Images.