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Fashion For-Award at the BET’s

The BET Awards made sure they stood out from the rest of awards season by airing 3…months…later than the rest, but hey, at least the majority of attendees allowed for it to be considered “fashionably late”.

Our favorite Cheetah Girl (Cheetah sistah), Adrienne Bailon looked fierce as all get up in this sassy but beautiful red gown.

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 The slit revealed a whole lotta leg, but not enough to earn its own twitter a la Angelina Jolie.

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Adrienne seems to have done well in recent years, unlike her ex, Rob Kardashian, who’s clearly put on a few pounds after losing this HPOA….

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I hope my ex fares the same as Rob….but for now, I’ll end my little Latina love fest and move on.

In a complete 180, is there anyone more innocent and just plain adorable than Quvenshané Wallis?

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An Oscar nominee at age 9, little Q has accomplished more than I ever plan to in this lifetime, all while carrying this stylish little dog purse. If I had known that an animal purse would help me on the path to an Oscar nomination, I would not have gotten rid of my Winnie-the-Pooh shaped backpack when I was 9. And maybe signed up for an acting class. Or two.

However, someone should have kept little Q and Gabby Douglas

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(another little girl who’s accomplished more than anyone reading this article in about half their lifetime—sorry—while managing to look adorable) from experiencing some of the older women and their questionable, at best, fashion choices for the night.

Nicki, girl, who are you fooling with those balloons on your chest?

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I know she takes pride in calling herself a “Barbie”, but she’s looking more and more plastic every day. Soon enough she’s gonna be indistinguishable from Lil Kim.

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 Madame Tussaud’s won’t even need to create a wax figure for Nicki, they can just stick her right in the wax museum and no one will be the wiser.

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Speaking of billowing chests, Perez Hilton said it best when he tweeted, “LaLa Anthony smuggles couch cushions into her dress at the #BETawards”.

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 She and Kim Kardashian must truly be best friends, as both of them have dressed as pieces of furniture in the past few months.

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(I had to throw in two, because they’re just so funny.)

…I don’t have enough patience to deal with Angela Simmons’ dress today, so I’m just gonna post it

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 and pray that she gets one more use out of that dress by taking the coffee filters used to make it and giving free coffee to all the soon-to-be jobless people who thought it was a good idea to design that.

Finally, last and certainly least, we have French Montana.

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 I wouldn’t expect anything else from someone who helped create this abomination.

(WARNING: NSFW) http://youtu.be/S9IaPt9BD2Y

But I do love that song.

All images courtesy of Perezhilton.com, Getty images, and Google images.

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