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KAISER: Finding your place can help ease anxiety

KAISER: Finding your place can help ease anxiety

Joe Kaiser
April 30, 2015

An open letter to open letters: Stop

An open letter to open letters: Stop

Turnip Staff
April 29, 2015

Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

Turnip Staff
April 8, 2015

BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2015

MUSG subpoenas Pete Green's private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom

MUSG subpoenas Pete Green’s private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom

Turnip Staff
March 5, 2015

With Super Duper PAC, Pete Green to declare run Monday

With Super Duper PAC, Pete Green to declare run Monday

Turnip Staff
February 26, 2015

DPS will now ensure campus safety using ancient Spartan military techniques.
Illustration by Eleni Eisenhart

MU commissions DPS to be well-regulated band of mighty Spartan warriors

Turnip Staff
October 30, 2014

MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

Turnip Staff
October 9, 2014

339 years later, Father Marquette still not verified on Twitter

339 years later, Father Marquette still not verified on Twitter

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2014

Doc the ferret added to basketball roster

Doc the ferret added to basketball roster

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2014

Marquette adopts (another) new leadership model

Marquette adopts (another) new leadership model

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2014

Sleepy Clone Turns Down Coaching Offer

Sleepy Clone Turns Down Coaching Offer

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2014

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