Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position Turnip Staff April 8, 2015
BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop Turnip Staff April 1, 2015
MUSG subpoenas Pete Green’s private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom Turnip Staff March 5, 2015
MU commissions DPS to be well-regulated band of mighty Spartan warriors Turnip Staff October 30, 2014
