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The Onion founder on satire, politics, journalism in age of Trump

Ian Schrank, Radio Assistant General Manager
February 13, 2017
Golden Seagull soars with ridiculous stories

Golden Seagull soars with ridiculous stories

Brendan Attey, A&E Reporter
January 24, 2017
HUGHES: Swipe right on your soul mate

HUGHES: Swipe right on your soul mate

October 25, 2016
Photo by Matthew Serafin/matthew.serafin@mu.edu

12 Online lists you’re not missing out on: A satire


October 7, 2015
An open letter to open letters: Stop

An open letter to open letters: Stop

Turnip Staff
April 29, 2015
Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position

Turnip Staff
April 8, 2015
BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop

Turnip Staff
April 1, 2015
RESULTS: Tournament of Things Sweet 16

RESULTS: Tournament of Things Sweet 16

Turnip Staff
March 26, 2015
Photo by Rebecca Rebholz / rebecca.rebholz@marquette.edu

Joan of Arc Chapel wins Turnip’s first annual Tournament of Things

Turnip Staff
March 17, 2015
MUSG presidential candidate Pete Green ran his last campaign with the slogan,

Pete Green releases Powerpoint plan for MU

Turnip Staff
March 16, 2015
Student not contributing to group project gets hit by anvil

Student not contributing to group project gets hit by anvil

Turnip Staff
December 3, 2014
MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

MU lands 15-star basketball recruit

Turnip Staff
October 9, 2014
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