To … All of my professors: for making three projects due the Monday after Halloween and making my senior year Halloween the worst one EVER! Thanks.

To … Student Media Interactive and Online Departments: Thanks for helping the Tribune win a first-place Web site!

To … Moxie, the women’s Frisbee team: Way to win your first tournament at Hallowinona this weekend! Maintain.

To … The girl who set off the emergency exit alarm in the library: I was annoyed with you for 45 minutes.

To … Paul: Way to rave-dance at Caffrey’s. Alone.

To … The girls who kept buzzing my apartment from 11:30 p.m. to 2 a.m.: Remember where you live.

To … Everyone who stopped by Castle Danger this weekend: Good to see all of you.

To … Jack Kelly: Boy, you should know that I’ve got you on my mind. TGIT, your secret admirer.

To … Allison: “That baby don’t look like me…”

To … The girl dressed up as a bee: Thanks for throwing Honey Nut Cheerios at my face all night at Murphy’s.

To … The Marquette Curling Club: for their highest Halloween Spiel finish ever. You shipped the moose this weekend.