To…Caffrey’s: Thanks for kicking me out and ripping me off.

To…The College of Communication: Get me some **** furniture.

To…. ANS: Happy 20th birthday!

To…The Dean of the College of Business Administration: Thank you for choosing to uphold Marquette’s mission and values in your choice of WellPoint’s C.E.O. as your luncheon speaker on Tuesday. Was it opposite day?

To…Whoever ate all my candy: I know who you are, Dylan.

To…The Olympics Committee: Don’t bring us to Chicago.

To…Kristen: Glad you’re my official girl. 

To…My roommate who never leaves the room: Please join a club. Please.

To…the Lions: Way to finally win after 19 games!

To…Kate: Only 364 more days!