It’s really going to happen. On Monday night, after 16 years of being Wisconsin’s Golden Boy, Brett Favre will suit up against the Green Bay Packers for his new team, the arch-rival Vikings.

Yeah, Favre’s with Minnesota now, did you hear? It really hasn’t gotten much media coverage, so I can understand if you didn’t know.

My original idea for this was to just have a big picture of Favre with his eyes blacked out and “Judas” written underneath in blood. Turns out I have to write more. Fine.

Okay, as a Wisconsin native, let me just say that Brett Favre will always be my hero. I choose to remember the good ol’ days, back when he was winning MVP’s and, of course, the ‘96 Superbowl. I love Wrangler jeans. This new prima donna Favre doesn’t count. He’s like an old dog that pees on the carpet. He doesn’t know any better. It’s fake Favre.

So Packers fans, here’s my advice on how to watch the game: I have no clue. It’s going to be weird. I’m not looking forward to it at all.

Vikings fans: Whatever.

Bears fans: Don’t hyperventilate from laughing.

Lions fans: Anyone?