To…Eamon. Thank you for never failing to take off your shirt.

,”To…my mom and aunts for cooking a delicious Thanksgiving meal, causing me to no longer fit in my pants.

To…Eamon. Thank you for never failing to take off your shirt.

To…Watumishi and the work they are doing this week to spread awareness about AIDS.

To…squirrels for getting so close to people. They're driving me nuts!!

To…left hands. You make great turkey stencils.

To…the guy on campus whom I witnessed pull out a Sharpie while saying "Draw!" Your friend didn't laugh, but I did, and I used your joke later that day.

To…my mom. Thank you for playing beer pong with me over Thanksgiving break.

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