Marquette Wire

Turnip Staff

Apr 29, 2015
An open letter to open letters: Stop (Story)
Apr 08, 2015
Bucks unveil $5 gagillion arena, move to Seattle anyway to take dean position (Story)
Apr 01, 2015
BREAKING: MU to close down as university at end of academic year, reopen as giant bagel shop (Story)
Mar 29, 2015
RESULTS: Tournament of Things Elite Eight (Story)
Mar 26, 2015
RESULTS: Tournament of Things Sweet 16 (Story)
Mar 24, 2015
RESULTS: Second round of Tournament of Things (Story)
Mar 20, 2015
RESULTS: First round of Tournament of Things (Story)
Mar 17, 2015
Joan of Arc Chapel wins Turnip’s first annual Tournament of Things (Story)
Mar 16, 2015
Pete Green releases Powerpoint plan for MU (Story)
Mar 05, 2015
MUSG subpoenas Pete Green’s private emails, emails reveal he loves freedom (Story)
Feb 26, 2015
With Super Duper PAC, Pete Green to declare run Monday (Story)
Feb 16, 2015
After provost announcement, MU announces new amateurvost (Story)
Feb 09, 2015
Walker, Bucks partner for bake sale to fund new arena (Story)
Jan 27, 2015
Pete Green forms exploratory committee to explore committees to make explorations (Story)
Jan 13, 2015
Student who built ark in Mashuda has last laugh (Story)
Dec 03, 2014
Student not contributing to group project gets hit by anvil (Story)
Oct 30, 2014
MU commissions DPS to be well-regulated band of mighty Spartan warriors (Story)
Oct 09, 2014
MU lands 15-star basketball recruit (Story)
Oct 02, 2014
Honor Council urges Burke to take Academic Integrity Tutorial or else she can’t run for governor (Story)
Oct 02, 2014
Ghost of Joseph McCarthy frustrated EthicsPoint wasn’t around during his MU tenure (Story)
Jul 15, 2014
BREAKING: Person in MU leadership remains in job (Story)
Apr 29, 2014
University sends email reminding seniors they are graduating (Story)
Apr 22, 2014
MUSG reveals slush fund actually a slushie fund, a fund for slushies (Story)
Apr 03, 2014
Milwaukee sports journalists quit jobs over difficulty spelling Marquette coach’s last name (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
339 years later, Father Marquette still not verified on Twitter (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Doc the ferret added to basketball roster (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Marquette adopts (another) new leadership model (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Sleepy Clone Turns Down Coaching Offer (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
CNN delivers 24-hour coverage of Shaka Smart’s missing plane (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Joan of Arc Chapel resigns, moves back to France (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Green concedes from MUSG presidential race, but doesn’t (Story)
Mar 17, 2014
Marquette men’s basketball accepts bid to play HORSE at court by O’Donnell once weather gets nicer (Story)
Mar 09, 2014
Pete Green unveils “14-point plan for a Greener tomorrow but not like in the environmental way” (Story)
Mar 09, 2014
MU announces search committee to search for committees to make searches (Story)
Mar 03, 2014
Turnip endorses Pete Green, write-in candidate for MUSG president (Story)
Feb 24, 2014
Professor who actually uses gradebook wins Nobel Prize (Story)
Feb 13, 2014
Student organization raises billions in mid-afternoon bake sale (Story)
Dec 12, 2013
Student just wanted to study during Raynor Rave (Story)
Dec 10, 2013
Cumulative final dates back to preschool (Story)
Dec 09, 2013
Entire class of students waits anxiously for someone, anyone to add to Google Doc study guide (Story)
Dec 05, 2013
Freshman with last spring semester sign-up time gets all the 8 a.m.s ever (Story)
Dec 02, 2013
Stress-relief puppies stressed out from being pet by stressed students (Story)
Nov 25, 2013
McCormick dining hall makes everything pumpkin spiced because fall season says so (Story)
Nov 24, 2013
Presidential search committee looks under desks, in closets, still can’t find president (Story)
Nov 22, 2013
Marquette announces new construction on all the buildings, all the things (Story)
Nov 20, 2013
BREAKING: Student pretending to text while waiting for class to start actually has text (Story)
Oct 01, 2013
Marquette names new interim interim in the Office of the Interim (Story)
Feb 21, 2013
BREAKING: Liberal arts student finds job at job fair (Story)
Jan 14, 2013
University demolishes McCormick when no one is looking, hopes no one notices (Story)
Dec 12, 2012
Comm student spending all day studying remembers he is a comm student, stops studying (Story)
Nov 15, 2012
Journalism professors ask students to live-tweet REM cycles (Story)
Oct 02, 2012
Mixed emotions as Milwaukee autumn begins, ends (Story)
Sep 18, 2012
Starving dog sniffs new chicken parm, elects to lick own butt as students consider doing the same (Story)
Sep 18, 2012
Milwaukee closes bridge to celebrate reopening, celebrates Bucks by relocating team (Story)
Aug 27, 2012
Student realizes Vander Blue is not a crayon (Story)