To Dwyane Wade: Come back!
To professors: Thank you for so much homework that I’m already behind. Not to mention it’s only been three days since classes started.
To the Brew Cafés: Great idea selling “Kashi Go Lean Crunch!” cereal. nom nom nom.
To A-Rob and crew, Thanks for making my 21st one to remember… or not
To the Rev. Scott Pilarz, Welcome!
To WordPress: We hate you.
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