To … Alice from “Alice in Wonderland”: You are my desert rose.
To … Nico and Guapo: Gracias for getting me home safely after I obtained several Gallos on our Guatemalan St. Patrick’s Day celebration.
To … Marquette men’s basketball: Way to win … NOT.
To … Kevin and Guille: Sorry you got hailed on.
To … The Kansas Jayhawks: Thanks for busting my bracket.
To … Northern Iowa: Thanks for making the road to the Final Four easier for my Michigan State Spartans.
To … The guy who offered me cocaine in Amsterdam: If I had only known you were a reputable person.
To … Sunshine: Welcome back.
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