To … Marquette Place: Thanks for locking us in during our Saturday night homework party. We (and DPS) got a good chuckle out of it.
To … Madison McGaggon: Happy Birthday. Celebrations begin at 6:01. Love, Sharon Lattood.
To … The geese: I’m tired of picking up your crap all over campus.
To … The kids who hock loogies in the library water fountains: Cool guys, really cool.
To … Notre Dame: I’d rather be an A-hole than go there.
To … Peltz: Way to shake that pancake-filled thang all over campus this morning.
To … Mark: for having the No. 1 cakes on campus … soooo good.
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