To … James: One of these days we’ll hopefully see you for lunch, sober.
To … The Atlanta Falcons: Thank you for costing me $2,000.
To … Everyone at Tom’s house: Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch the entire fall break.
To … The Commuter Lounge: How’s it going? Hope you’re hanging in tight, ‘cuz it’s almost done.
To … My friend Rose: Let’s play Guitar Hero.
To … The guy whose foot I just ran over with the dolly cart I’ve been toting around for a half-hour: My apologies. I hope your toenail is still attached.
To … My friend Phil: Thanks for a great midterm break.
To … Samantha: Love you lots.
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