-To…Brett Favre.,” To…my tiny dancer, Sarah Virginia Pauly, who has been there for me since our tender days in Cobeen circa 2004. I "lauve" you and will miss you so much next year! For the record, there's plenty of room in Madison for the both of us—seriously.

 To…Brett Favre. I am in love with you and my heart broke on Sunday. Please stay another year.

 To…whomever ate my Jimmy John's sandwich. I was really looking forward to devouring that thing the morning after our party. Please leave a new No. 6 on wheat on my doorstep.

 To… everyone who attended our Welcome Home party last night. Thank you all so much. We were so happy to see all of you and are happy to have our best friends home.

 To…the person who named her Internet connection "I Just Farted"…props on the creative thought process.

 To…me. Thank you for sleeping in Monday, I really needed that.

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