-To…those who hover outside the front door chain smoke!Thanks to you, I get to travel through your toxic cloud of second-hand smoke

as I escape the AMU, Library (and any other building for that matter)in order to steal a bit of fresh air before you ruin it.,” To…"library maker-outers"! Thank you for distracting me from my studies with your sub-par attempts at showing affection!

 To…those who hover outside the front door chain smoke! Thanks to you, I get to travel through your toxic cloud of second-hand smoke as I escape the AMU, Library (and any other building for that matter)in order to steal a bit of fresh air before you ruin it. You're killing me!!!…literally.

 To…Dr. John Zemler. your students were dismayed to hear of your stroke over break and our prayers have been with you. Thanks for everything Dr. Z, and we'll hopefully see you in class soon.

 To…the publishers of this year's Tenant Guide: Thanks! It really helped me when I signed my lease in October.

 To…the resident(s) of room 1209, beware – Randy knows where you sleep.

 To…Mack, my best friend/roommate. I love you girl and I will miss you so much this semester! Good luck in Tulsa… you will be missed!!

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