To…my friends who wouldn't help me save a dying bird. I hope you understand the results of your actions. I mean these words, so much.,”

• To…Mark Larson, for your well-written and unbiased articles. They have really motivated me to take a greater interest in things you dislike.
• To…my friends who wouldn't help me save a dying bird. I hope you understand the results of your actions. I mean these words, so much.
• To…Dave the bouncer at Caff's for, one day after my 21st birthday, deciding he no longer needs to card me because of the lushes I roll in with.
• To…whatever mastermind decided to take the booths out of the Brew. This is going to be like "Marquette Gold" all over again.
• To…the, by default, likely well-off female Marquette student who stole my clutch from the Lalumiere bathroom. It contained my phone, debit card, MUID, UPass… I'm glad you now have two of everything.
• To…XLD, KFC and Sexy B…here's to next year!

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